unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time
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Triana's cave. Beware, motherfuckers.
The name's Triana. Got it memorized? XD I'm a big fat fucking bitch. Don't like it? Get the fuck off of my page. WARNING! I'm a big bag of homo faggotry. I love Kuroshitsuji, superheros, tons of anime, Harry Potter, KellyJane and FlamboyantWreck, Left 4 Dead 2, Batman, Kingdom Hearts, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Stargate, Warehouse 13, and tons of other nerdy ass shit.
| 2008: | wow I was so stupid last year |
|---|---|
| 2009: | wow I was so stupid last year |
| 2010: | wow I was so stupid last year |
| 2011: | wow I was so stupid last year |
| 2012: | wow I was so stupid last year |
| 2013: | wow I was so stupid last year |
| to be continued |
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Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.
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when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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| person: | i can spend all day on the internet |
|---|---|
| me: | do you have a tumblr? |
| person: | no |
| me: | do you read fanfiction? |
| person: | no |
| me: | I don't understand |
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
This is so Perfect
omfg snake
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